Some friends of ours left this on the porch tonight, freshly picked from the farm. I will eat them for dinner. And then for dessert:
Just kidding, I am not going to eat my baby for dessert. Also, he slept for over 8 straight hours last night, and then another 3 after that. Also, I didn’t change his diaper all night, for 12 hours. Is that ok? Also, we have given him a pacifier. It actually does, in fact, pacify him. But I feel like a complete failure as a mother. But I also feel relieved that my baby isn’t crying all the time. Just kidding, he doesn’t cry all the time, just a lot. And by “a lot,” I mean just a normal amount for a six and a half week old baby. Which is a lot. Also, we ate a bag of chips for dinner tonight, I’m not even kidding. Although yesterday I made some of these, so, I mean.